“**Your FYP Is a Mirror You Don't Like**”

Your average session is 2 hours 14 minutes. You've watched 340 videos about 'productivity hacks' without implementing a single one. TikTok's algorithm knows you better than your therapist and is actively withholding that information to keep you engaged. You called it 'just 5 minutes' at 11pm. It's 1:30am.