> gaming.roast()
Your Gaming Stats Have Never Been More Embarrassing
AI reads your playtime, rank, and achievement data — then roasts you into oblivion.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
🎮 Gaming Stats · 2,847 hrs
“You've spent 2,847 hours in-game but you're still Silver rank.”
That's not dedication. That's a hostage situation. Your character has better stats than your actual life. The game gave up trying to rank you up. Now it just feels sorry for you.
> get_your_data()
How to get your gaming stats
🖥️
Steam
- 1. Settings → Account → View purchase history / Play stats
- 2. Or use steamdb.info for a full breakdown
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Xbox
- 1. Go to xbox.com/en-US/play/stats
- 2. Screenshot your yearly gaming summary
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PlayStation
- 1. Open your PSN profile
- 2. Screenshot Trophies or stats page
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Mobile
- 1. iOS: Settings → Screen Time → App Categories → Games
- 2. Screenshot your weekly or all-time stats
How to roast your gaming stats
01
Grab a screenshot
Steam hours, Xbox achievements, PSN trophies, or iOS Screen Time Games tab — anything that shows the damage.
02
Upload it
Drop your screenshot into RoastCard. AI reads your playtime, rank, and achievement rate. Pick your roast tone.
03
Share the shame
Get a custom roast card in seconds. Free with watermark. Remove it for a clean shareable card.
Ready to face your stats?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
Expose My Gaming Shame →Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> faq()
Frequently asked
What gaming data can I roast?
Steam hours, Xbox/PSN achievement counts, mobile game time from Screen Time, Duolingo streaks, rank history screenshots — if it shows how much time you've sunk, the AI will have opinions.
Is this free?
Yes, every roast is free with a watermark. Remove the watermark for £2.99.
Will this roast hurt my feelings?
Almost certainly. The AI has no chill. That's the point.