> steam.roast()
Your Steam Library, Roasted
GPT-4o sees your 200+ unplayed games, your 1,400 hours in one game, and the Early Access titles you backed in 2017. It will not be kind.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
🎮 Steam Library · 247 Games
“£847 of Digital Regret”
Your Steam library has 247 games. You have played 19 of them. The other 228 are a monument to seasonal sales and optimistic self-delusion — you bought Farming Simulator during a depressive episode and have never once started it. You have 1,400 hours in Counter-Strike and a 47% win rate. You backed three Early Access survival games in 2019. All three are abandoned. The developers have moved on. You have not.
How to roast your Steam library
01
Screenshot your library
Screenshot your Steam profile or library page (showing hours played).
02
Upload it
Upload it — GPT-4o reads your game library, hours, and achievement rate. Pick your roast tone.
03
Share the shame
Share the roast with your gaming group chat.
🔒 Your screenshot is analysed by GPT-4o and immediately discarded — never stored.
Ready to face your library?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
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> faq()
Frequently asked
What Steam screenshots work best?
Your profile page (showing total hours + recent games) or your library sorted by playtime.
Can it see my actual game stats?
It reads whatever is visible in your screenshot — hours, game names, achievement percentages.
Is the roast different each time?
Yes — every analysis is unique. Upload the same screenshot twice and get a different angle.
Does this work for console gaming stats too?
You can upload a PlayStation Wrapped or Xbox Year in Review screenshot instead.