> spotify.roast()
Your Spotify Wrapped. Absolutely roasted.
Upload your Spotify Wrapped or stats screenshot. Get back a brutally funny roast card in seconds.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
🎵 Spotify Wrapped · 2024
“47 plays of that song in one week is a cry for help, not a personality.”
Your listening data suggests you've been using Spotify as a therapist. The algorithm has flagged you for repeat-play behaviour that usually precedes a long journal entry.
How to roast your Spotify
01
Take a screenshot
Grab your Spotify Wrapped, Top Songs, or stats screen. Any screenshot that shows your listening habits will do.
02
Upload it
Hit the button below and drop your screenshot into the uploader. Pick your roast tone — Playful, Savage, or Nuclear.
03
Get your roast card
AI reads your data and returns a custom roast card in seconds. Free with watermark. Remove it for a clean shareable card.
Ready to face your Wrapped?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
Roast My Spotify →Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
> faq()
Frequently asked
What Spotify data can I upload?
Anything: Spotify Wrapped annual summary, Your Top Songs, Daily Mixes, listening stats, genre breakdowns, or any screenshot from the Spotify app. If it shows your habits, the AI will find something to work with.
How does the AI roast work?
You upload a screenshot and our AI reads it — literally. It identifies your top artists, play counts, genres, and any other embarrassing patterns. Then it writes a customised roast card based on exactly what it sees. No generic output. Just your specific chaos, judged.
Is my data private?
Your screenshot is only used to generate your roast and is never stored or shared. We don't connect to your Spotify account — we just read the image you upload. Nothing is saved after your card is created.