> tiktok.roast()
Your TikTok Screen Time Is a Cry for Help
Upload your Screen Time screenshot showing your TikTok usage and let AI destroy you with the truth.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
📱 Screen Time · TikTok · This Week
“6h 23m Daily Average — Productive Member of Society”
You've watched enough TikTok to earn a PhD in dance trends you'll never learn, sounds you'll never understand, and recipes you'll never make. The algorithm knows you better than your therapist does, and it's charging you nothing. You're the product, and you're clearly enjoying it.
How to roast your TikTok screen time
01
Open Screen Time
iOS Settings → Screen Time → App Limits or tap TikTok to see your daily and weekly usage.
02
Screenshot your stats
Screenshot your daily/weekly TikTok usage stats — the more hours, the better the roast.
03
Get destroyed
Upload to RoastCard — get your personalised roast in seconds.
🔒 We never store your screenshots.
Ready to face your screen time?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
Roast My FYP →Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
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> faq()
Frequently asked
Does RoastCard store my Screen Time screenshot?
No. Your screenshot is processed by GPT-4o vision and immediately discarded. We never store images.
How accurate is the roast?
Very. GPT-4o reads your actual hours, app names, and usage patterns and writes burns specifically about your data.
Can I roast someone else's TikTok screen time?
100%. Upload their screenshot and send them the roast card.
What counts as too much TikTok?
If you're here asking, you already know the answer.