> whatsapp.roast()
Your WhatsApp History, Roasted
GPT-4o reads your chat stats, your most-texted contacts, your 2am messages, and your read-receipts-left-on-read habit — then destroys you.
Free • No account • Your export is never stored
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
💬 WhatsApp Chat Export · 2024
“Left on Read Champion of 2024”
You have 847 unread messages but you saw every one. The 3 WhatsApp groups you muted still contain 'Mum', 'Work Chat', and '🏖️ Ibiza 2019 👑'. Your most-used reply is 'haha' sent 312 times to people you definitely do not find funny. You've left 23 people on read this week — not because you're busy, but because you needed a moment to construct the perfect grey-tick power move.
How to roast your WhatsApp
01
Export your chat
Export your WhatsApp chat (Settings → Chats → Export Chat, no media). You get a .txt file.
02
Upload it
Upload the .txt file — we read it, we judge you. Pick your roast tone: Playful, Savage, or Nuclear.
03
Share the damage
Download your roast card and send it to the group chat you ignored.
🔒 Your chat export is read by GPT-4o and immediately discarded — we never store your messages.
Ready to face your chat history?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
Roast My WhatsApp →Free • No account • Your export is never stored
> faq()
Frequently asked
How do I export WhatsApp chat?
Open a chat → three dots menu → More → Export Chat → Without Media. You get a .txt file.
Does it read my actual messages?
Yes — GPT-4o scans the full export for patterns, contact names, timestamps, and your message habits.
Is my data stored?
Never. Your file is passed to GPT-4o and immediately discarded. We never see it.
Can I roast a group chat?
Yes — group chats often produce the funniest roasts.