> twitter.roast()
Roast My Twitter — AI Reads Your Tweet History
Upload a screenshot of your Twitter/X analytics or profile and get a savage AI roast of your tweet frequency, follower ratio, posting times, and engagement. Brutally honest.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
𝕏 Twitter · Profile Stats
“10,847 Tweets and Still Somehow Not Verified”
You've been on here since 2011 and your most-liked tweet was accidentally a repost. Your posting schedule says 'intrusive thoughts at 11pm' more than anything else. You have 847 followers, follow 1,204 people, and your ratio has been quietly embarrassing you for six years. The algorithm isn't suppressing you — nobody's looking.
How to roast your Twitter history
01
Get your Twitter screenshot
Upload a screenshot of your Twitter/X analytics, profile page, or tweet activity. Works with Activity Dashboard, Profile stats, or just your main profile.
02
Upload it
Hit the button below and drop your screenshot into the uploader. Pick your roast tone — Playful, Savage, or Nuclear.
03
Get your roast card
GPT-4o reads your tweet stats and returns a custom roast card in seconds. Free with watermark. Remove it for a clean shareable card.
🔒 Privacy: Screenshots are processed by GPT-4o vision and never stored. We don't see your DMs, private tweets, or account credentials — just what's visible in your screenshot.
Ready to face your tweet history?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
Roast My Tweets →Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> faq()
Frequently asked
What Twitter screenshots work best?+
Analytics dashboard (30-day stats), your profile showing tweet count/followers/following, or Twitter's built-in Analytics page showing impressions and engagements.
Can it read my actual tweets?+
Yes — if you paste in a screenshot of your timeline or a tweet thread, GPT-4o vision reads the content and incorporates it. The more context you give, the more specific the roast.
Will this work with X (formerly Twitter)?+
Yes, same thing. Whether you call it Twitter or X, the screenshot upload works either way.
Is this mean?+
It's a roast — it's supposed to sting a little. But it's comedy, not cruelty. If you're sensitive about your follower count, maybe don't.