> youtube.roast()
Roast My YouTube History — AI Reads What You Actually Watch
Upload a screenshot of your YouTube watch history and get a savage AI roast card. The algorithm has been watching. Now it's judging.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
▶ YouTube Watch History
“The Algorithm Has Your Number”
You've watched 47 videos titled 'How to be productive' and completed none of the advice. Your YouTube history is 60% motivational content you ignore, 30% rabbit holes about medieval siege weapons, and 10% the same music video at 2am. The algorithm didn't radicalize you — you radicalized it.
How to roast your YouTube history
01
Screenshot your history
Open YouTube and go to your watch history or activity page. Screenshot whatever you're comfortable with — more data means a more specific roast.
02
Upload it
Hit the button below and drop your screenshot into the uploader. Pick your roast tone — Playful, Savage, or Nuclear.
03
Get your roast card
AI reads your watch history and returns a custom roast card in seconds. Free with watermark. Remove it for a clean shareable card.
🔒 Privacy: Your screenshot is used only to generate your roast. It is never stored, shared, or used to train models. We don't connect to your Google or YouTube account — we just read the image you upload. Nothing is saved after your card is created.
Ready to face your watch history?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
Roast My Watch History →Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> faq()
Frequently asked
What YouTube data can I upload?+
A screenshot of your watch history page, your YouTube activity export, or simply describe your recent videos. The more it shows, the more specific the roast.
Will the AI judge what I watch?+
Yes, mercilessly — but it's just for laughs. The AI reads patterns in your watch history and turns them into comedy gold. No data is retained after your roast is generated.
Is my YouTube history stored?+
No. Your screenshot is processed to generate the roast and then discarded immediately. We never connect to your Google or YouTube account.
Can I roast my Shorts history?+
Yes. Screenshot your Shorts feed or describe your most-watched creators and the AI will incorporate it. Shorts addiction is particularly roastable.