> netflix.roast()
Roast My Netflix — AI Reads Your Watch History
Upload a screenshot of your Netflix viewing activity and get a savage AI roast card in seconds. How many times did you rewatch The Office? GPT-4o knows.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
🎬 Netflix · Viewing Activity
“You've Watched 47 Episodes of The Office This Month. For the 4th Time.”
GPT-4o has reviewed your Netflix history and issued the following verdict: your algorithm thinks you're emotionally unavailable, perpetually nostalgic, and incapable of starting anything new. You've rewatched The Office four times. FOUR TIMES. Meanwhile, your 'Continue Watching' list has 23 shows you started in 2022 and abandoned after episode 1 — much like your gym membership, your meal prep phase, and that guitar in the corner. You spent 6 hours watching true crime documentaries on a Tuesday. The Netflix algorithm has you filed under: 'needs a therapist and a hobby'.
How to roast your Netflix history
01
Get your viewing activity
Go to netflix.com → your profile icon → Account → Viewing Activity. Screenshot the page, or download the full CSV — both work.
02
Upload it
Hit the button below, drop in your screenshot, and pick your roast tone — Playful, Savage, or Nuclear.
03
Get your roast card
GPT-4o reads your watch history and returns a custom roast card in seconds. Free with watermark. Remove it for a clean shareable card.
🔒 Privacy: Your screenshot is used only to generate your roast. It is never stored, shared, or used to train models. We don't connect to your Netflix account — we just read the image you upload. Nothing is saved after your card is created.
Ready to face your watch history?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
Roast My Watch History →Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
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> faq()
Frequently asked
What kind of Netflix screenshot should I upload?+
Head to netflix.com → Account → Viewing Activity. You'll see a full list of everything you've watched with dates. Screenshot that page — the more rows visible, the more the AI has to work with. You can also download the full CSV from that page.
Will it roast me for rewatching shows?+
Especially for that. GPT-4o has a particular gift for identifying repeat-watch patterns and turning them into character analysis. Rewatching The Office for the fourth time? That's a whole paragraph.
Is my watch history stored anywhere?+
Never. Your screenshot is sent to GPT-4o for analysis and discarded immediately. We store only the roast text, not your viewing data. We have no connection to your Netflix account.
Can I get roasted for my "Continue Watching" list?+
Yes — screenshot your Continue Watching row and upload it. The AI will note every abandoned show, how long ago you started it, and what that pattern says about your commitment issues.