> screentime.roast()
Your Screen Time. Exposed and roasted.
Upload your iOS Screen Time screenshot. Get a card that calls out exactly how much of your life TikTok has claimed.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
📱 Screen Time · Weekly Report
“6 hours of TikTok daily. You didn't lose that time — you donated it to entropy.”
Your phone usage data confirms what your friends suspected. TikTok has consumed more of your waking hours than sleep did on Tuesday. The algorithm knows you better than your GP.
How to roast your Screen Time
01
Take a screenshot
Go to Settings → Screen Time on your iPhone. Screenshot the weekly summary or any app breakdown you're brave enough to share.
02
Upload it
Hit the button and drop your screenshot. Choose how hard you want the AI to go — Playful, Savage, or Nuclear.
03
Get your roast card
AI reads your screen time and writes a custom card in seconds. Free with watermark. Remove it for the clean shareable version.
Ready to see the damage?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
Roast My Screen Time →Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
> faq()
Frequently asked
What Screen Time data can I upload?
Any iOS Screen Time screenshot works — the weekly summary, daily breakdown, app category stats, or pickup count screen. Android Digital Wellbeing screenshots work too. If it shows how much time you've wasted, we'll call it out.
How does the AI roast work?
Our AI reads your screenshot and identifies the apps, hours, and habits that reveal the most about your life choices. It then writes a personalised roast card based on your specific data — not a generic template. Expect it to mention TikTok.
Is my data private?
Your screenshot is used only to generate your roast card and is never stored or shared. We don't connect to your Apple account or install anything. After your card is created, the image is gone.