> gmail.roast()
47,000 Unread Emails. We Need to Talk.
Screenshot your Gmail inbox and let AI roast your email habits into the ground.
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> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
✉️ Gmail Inbox · 47,283 Unread
“47,283 Unread — You've Achieved True Email Enlightenment”
At this point you're not ignoring emails, you're running a performance art piece called 'What If Inbox Zero Was a Personality Disorder Instead?' Your Gmail has become a digital landfill with better search. You've subscribed to newsletters from 2009 that you've never opened, and you never will. The unsubscribe button is right there. It always has been.
How to roast your Gmail inbox
01
Screenshot your inbox
Open Gmail and screenshot your inbox showing the unread count — or go to Settings → See all settings for storage stats.
02
Optional: add chaos
For extra chaos, screenshot Gmail storage (Google One or storage.google.com).
03
Receive judgment
Upload to RoastCard and receive judgment.
🔒 We never store your screenshots.
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> faq()
Frequently asked
What should I screenshot?
Your inbox showing the unread count badge works great. Gmail storage stats, label counts, or the 'promotions' tab buried under 40,000 newsletters also work.
Does RoastCard read my actual emails?
Absolutely not. You screenshot what you want to share. We only see the image you upload, nothing more.
My inbox is this bad — am I alone?
You are not alone. You are, however, the worst.
Can this roast be shared?
Yes. Download the card and send it to everyone you've been ignoring.