> linkedin.roast()
Roast My LinkedIn — AI Reads Your Professional Shame
Upload a screenshot of your LinkedIn profile and get a savagely honest AI roast of your connections, endorsements, job titles, and that one post you thought would go viral.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
💼 LinkedIn · Profile
“512 Connections. Zero Callbacks.”
You have 'Open to Work' on in stealth mode but you're still posting thought leadership content about 'the grind'. Your skills section has 47 endorsements for Microsoft Word from people you met at a conference in 2019. You've sent 23 connection requests this month with personalised notes and heard nothing back. Your LinkedIn is less a professional network and more a public diary of quiet desperation.
How to roast your LinkedIn
01
Get your LinkedIn screenshot
Upload a screenshot of your LinkedIn profile, activity feed, connection requests sent, or post analytics. The more embarrassing the data, the better the roast.
02
Upload it
Hit the button below and drop your screenshot into the uploader. Pick your roast tone — Playful, Savage, or Nuclear.
03
Get your roast card
GPT-4o reads your professional profile and returns a custom roast card in seconds. Free with watermark. Remove it for a clean shareable card.
🔒 Privacy: Screenshots processed by GPT-4o vision, never stored. Your DMs, premium subscription status, and job applications remain private — we only read what's visible in your screenshot.
Ready to face your professional brand?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
Roast My Profile →Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
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> faq()
Frequently asked
What LinkedIn screenshots work best?+
Your profile page (connections count, headline, job history), post analytics showing engagement, or your activity feed showing what you've been liking and commenting on.
Can it roast my job title?+
Absolutely. If your title says 'Visionary Growth Hacker' or 'Chief Happiness Officer', it will not be spared.
What if I haven't posted in years?+
Even better. A dormant LinkedIn with an outdated headshot from 2014 and skills nobody endorses is peak roast material.
Will my connections see this?+
No. The roast card is private until you choose to share it. Though sharing it on LinkedIn itself is extremely on-brand.