> photo.roast()
Roast My Photo — AI Selfie Roast Generator
Upload any photo and get a savage, personalised AI roast in seconds. The AI reads your outfit, expression, background, lighting, and vibes — then destroys you.
Free • No account • Your photo is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
📸 Photo Roast · Savage
“The Lighting Can't Save You”
You've got ring light, ring light bokeh AND a Facetune subscription — and this is still the best you could do. The slightly-tilted angle says 'candid' but the three takes before this say 'calculated.' Your caption says 'just me being me' which is technically true and somehow worse. The collar pop was brave. Brave and wrong.
How to roast your photo
01
Find your photo
Take or find a photo of yourself — profile photo, selfie, mirror shot, anything works. The more effort you put into it, the better.
02
Upload it
Our AI reads everything: expression, background, outfit, lighting, poses, editing choices, and the gap between the effort and the result.
03
Get destroyed
Receive a personalised, savage, shareable roast card in seconds. Free with watermark — pay to unlock the clean version.
🔒 We never store your photos.
Ready to face the truth?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
Roast My Photo →Free • No account • Your photo is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> faq()
Frequently asked
What kind of photos work best?+
Any photo works — selfies, profile photos, gym pics, LinkedIn headshots. The more 'curated' it looks, the funnier the roast.
Will the AI roast my appearance?+
Yes. It reads your outfit, expression, background, lighting choices, poses — all of it. Fair warning.
Is my photo stored?+
Your photo is processed in real time and not stored after your roast is generated.
Can I roast someone else's photo?+
Technically yes. We recommend using your own — roasting a friend works best when they're in on the joke.
How savage does it get?+
Three tones: Playful, Savage, Nuclear. Start with Savage. You've been warned.