> myfitnesspal.roast()
Roast My MyFitnessPal Diary
AI reads your calorie log and roasts your dietary delusions.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
🍴 Food Diary · Weekly Log
“Day 1: 1,200 calories. Day 2: 1,200 calories. Day 3: 'cheat day.'”
Day 4 through 847: logged nothing. MyFitnessPal hasn't seen you since February.
> get_diary_data()
How to get your MyFitnessPal data
Open MyFitnessPal app → Diary tab → tap the date to see your log
Screenshot your Food Diary (a week of entries works best)
Upload the screenshot below and get roasted
Ready to expose your food diary?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
Expose My Food Diary →Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
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> faq()
Frequently asked
What does the AI look for in my food diary?
Calorie gaps, cheat day frequency, protein goals vs reality, streak breaks, and the psychological patterns behind your logging habits.
Can I use MyFitnessPal Premium data?
Yes — the more data visible in your screenshot, the more material we have to work with.
Will it roast my macros?
Absolutely. 80% carbs from a 'balanced diet' is a red flag we will not let slide.
Is this mean?
It's a roast, not a nutrition consultation. But it might accidentally motivate you.