> cart.roast()
Your shopping cart. Absolutely roasted.
Screenshot your ASOS cart, Amazon wishlist, or any shopping haul. Get back a brutally honest roast of your questionable purchases in seconds.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
🛒 ASOS Cart · 8 items · £312.00
“You don't need the fifth pair of trainers. You haven't worn the fourth pair yet.”
This cart has been sitting here for 3 weeks. You've opened it 14 times, removed nothing, added two more items, and convinced yourself you're “still deciding”. This isn't a shopping cart — it's a monument to your fast fashion guilt. The “Express Delivery” option knows you better than your therapist.
How to roast your shopping cart
01
Screenshot your cart
Open ASOS, Amazon, Nike, or wherever you shop. Take a screenshot of your cart, wishlist, or saved items. The more items visible, the more ammunition we have.
02
Upload it
Hit the button below, drop in your screenshot, and pick your roast intensity — Playful, Savage, or Nuclear.
03
Get your roast card
AI reads every item, price, and pattern and returns a custom roast card in seconds. Free with watermark. Pay to remove it and share the clean version.
🔒 Privacy: Your screenshot is used only to generate your roast. It is never stored, shared, or used to train models. We don't connect to any retailer accounts — we just read the image you upload. Nothing is saved after your card is created.
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> faq()
Frequently asked
What shopping data can I upload?
Anything: an ASOS cart, Amazon wishlist or saved-for-later, a Nike bag, a checkout summary, or any screenshot showing what you're about to (or won't) buy. If items and prices are visible, we'll work with it.
Will the AI actually read my cart items?
Yes. The AI reads the specific product names, prices, and quantities in your screenshot. It will notice that you don't need the fifth pair of trainers, that the item has been in your cart for three weeks, and that you're buying something for a hobby you gave up in February.
Is my shopping data private?
Your screenshot is only used to generate your roast and is never stored or shared. We don't connect to any retailer accounts — we just read the image you upload. Nothing is saved after your card is created.
What if my cart is actually justified?
The fifth pair of trainers is never justified. Upload it.