> bank.roast()
Your bank statement. Absolutely roasted.
Upload a screenshot of your spending summary or bank statement. Get back a brutally honest roast of every suspicious transaction in seconds.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
💳 Bank Statement · Nov 2024
“AMAZON.CO.UK appeared 47 times this month. Jeff Bezos sends his regards.”
You spent £4.50 on coffee every single working day — that's £99 this month on a beverage you could make at home for 12p. You have 6 active subscriptions you haven't opened since July. Your savings account is described as “Emergency Fund”. The balance is £23.
How to roast your bank statement
01
Screenshot your spending
Open your banking app and grab a screenshot of your monthly summary, transaction list, or spending breakdown. The messier the better.
02
Upload it
Hit the button below, drop in your screenshot, and pick your roast intensity — Playful, Savage, or Nuclear.
03
Get your roast card
The AI reads every merchant name and amount and returns a custom roast card in seconds. Free with watermark. Pay to remove it and get the clean card.
🔒 Privacy: Your screenshot is used only to generate your roast. It is never stored, shared, or used to train models. We don't connect to your bank — we just read the image you upload. Account numbers and personal details are ignored.
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> faq()
Frequently asked
What bank statement data can I upload?
Any screenshot showing transactions: a monthly summary from your banking app, a spending breakdown, or even just a transaction list. The more merchant names and amounts visible, the more specific and devastating the roast.
Will the AI actually read my transactions?
Yes. The AI uses vision to read the actual merchant names, amounts, and patterns in your screenshot. It will call out the AMAZON.CO.UK × 47 situation, the daily £4.50 coffee habit, and every subscription you forgot you were paying for.
Is my bank data safe?
Your screenshot is used only to generate the roast and is never stored or shared. We don't connect to your bank account — we just read the image. No account numbers, no personal data is ever saved.
What if my spending is actually fine?
It isn't. But upload it and find out.