> venmo.roast()
Roast My Venmo — AI Reads Your Public Payment Shame
Venmo's public feed is basically a diary with strangers reading it. Let AI tell you what your payment notes say about you.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
@splitting_hairs_since_2019
Venmo Roast Card
“Your Public Feed Is Your Confession”
You've split $8 appetizers 11 times because ‘it's the principle’. 3 payments to ‘therapy co-pay’ this month — not enough, clearly. Your most common transaction note is ‘lol’. You paid someone $1.00 for ‘emotional support’. Venmo's public feed isn't a payment history — it's a cry for help.
How to roast your Venmo
- 1Open Venmo → tap your profile → screenshot your transaction history or public feed
- 2Upload the screenshot to RoastCard
- 3Get roasted for your financial personality in 30 seconds
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Roast My Payment History →Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
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> faq()
Frequently asked
Does Venmo really make payments public?+
By default, yes — Venmo transactions and their notes are public on your profile feed. The notes people write are notoriously personal.
What should I screenshot?+
Your transaction history showing recent payments with notes, or your public feed. The notes are the most roastable part.
Is it safe?+
Your screenshot is processed by GPT-4o vision and immediately discarded. Nothing is stored. Blur out account numbers if visible.
Can it roast Cash App too?+
Yes — the bank statement type handles any payment app screenshot.
Will it judge me for splitting a $4 coffee?+
Absolutely yes. That's the point.
🔒 Privacy: Your screenshot is analyzed by GPT-4o and immediately discarded. Nothing is stored.