> deliveroo.roast()
Roast My Deliveroo Orders — AI Reads Your Food Delivery Shame
Upload a screenshot of your Deliveroo order history and get a savage AI roast about your food habits. The delivery riders know your door code. Now everyone else will too.
Free • No account • Your screenshot is never stored
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
🍜 Deliveroo · Order History
“Pad Thai. Again.”
You've ordered from the same Thai restaurant 11 times this month. Once at 11am on a Tuesday. Your Deliveroo history reads like someone who knows exactly three cuisines and cycles through them on a 3-day rotation. The delivery riders know your door code. This is your life now.
How to roast your Deliveroo orders
01
Screenshot your orders
Open the Deliveroo app and navigate to your order history. Screenshot the page showing your recent orders, restaurants, and dates.
02
Upload it
Hit the button below and drop your screenshot into the uploader. Pick your roast tone — Playful, Savage, or Nuclear.
03
Get your roast card
AI reads your food patterns and returns a custom roast card in seconds. Free with watermark. Remove it for a clean shareable card.
🔒 Privacy: Your screenshot is used only to generate your roast. It is never stored, shared, or used to train models. We don't connect to your Deliveroo account — we just read the image you upload. Nothing is saved after your card is created.
Ready to face your food habits?
Free roast card with watermark. No account. Takes 30 seconds.
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> faq()
Frequently asked
What should I screenshot?+
Your order history page in the Deliveroo app, showing your recent orders, restaurants, and order dates. The more orders visible, the more patterns the AI can roast.
Does it work for Just Eat or UberEats?+
Yes — any food delivery history screenshot works. The AI reads whatever you upload, whether it's Deliveroo, Just Eat, UberEats, or any other service.
Is my data stored?+
No. Your screenshot is processed to generate the roast and discarded immediately. We never connect to your Deliveroo account.
What if I barely order takeaway?+
Then you're either lying, meal prepping, or making everyone else meal prep for you. All three options are roastable. Upload what you have.