> whatsapp.status.roast()
Your WhatsApp Stats & Status History, Absolutely Roasted.
Upload your chat export or status screenshot. Our AI reads your reply rate, message timing, emoji abuse, and the WhatsApp Status that nobody watched.
Free roast in 30 seconds — no account needed
> sample.output()
Here's what you're in for.
📱 WhatsApp Status · 2024
“Left on Read 847 Times. Still Texting First.”
Your chat export tells a story of unrequited double-ticks. You've sent 2,341 messages this month. You received 891. The 'online' timestamp at 3am is visible to everyone. Your 'typing...' bubble appeared for 45 seconds before you sent 'k'. The real roast isn't your reply rate — it's your WhatsApp Status that nobody watched.
How to get your WhatsApp data
01
Export your chat
Open WhatsApp → any chat → three dots → 'More' → 'Export Chat' (without media). You get a .txt file with timestamps and message counts.
02
Request your full data
Settings → Account → Request Account Info → download the zip file. Includes full activity data.
03
Screenshot your stats
Settings → Storage and Data for storage stats, or screenshot your Status view counts. The more data, the better the roast.
🔒 Your chat export is read by our AI and immediately discarded — we never store your messages.
Ready to see what your chats reveal?
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> faq()
Frequently asked
What data does the AI read from WhatsApp?
Upload your exported chat .txt or a screenshot of your chat stats. The AI reads message frequency, timing patterns, emoji use, and reply gaps.
Is my WhatsApp data private?
Yes. Your upload is processed in memory only. We don't store chat content.
Can it roast group chats?
Absolutely. Group chat exports reveal who actually contributes vs. who just reacts with 👍.
What's a WhatsApp Status roast?
Screenshot your status view counts and upload them. The AI will note that 3 people watched your status at 2am.
Is this mean?
It's savage but affectionate. Think of it as tough love from a data scientist who's seen too much.