> roast_generator.init()
AI Roast Generator — Let GPT-4o Read Your Data
Upload your Spotify Wrapped, Screen Time, bank statement, or Strava data. The AI writes a personalised savage roast card you can share anywhere.
Generate Your Roast →No account needed • Results in under 30 seconds
> process.steps()
How it works
Pick your data type
Choose from Spotify, Screen Time, Strava, Bank Statement, Shopping Cart, or WhatsApp — whatever you're brave enough to let the AI see.
Upload or describe
Drop in a screenshot directly from your phone or type out the numbers in plain text. Either way, GPT-4o vision reads the real data.
Get your roast card
In under 30 seconds you get a savage, personalised roast card ready to share. Unlock the clean version (no watermark) for £2.99.
> diff.why_us()
What makes it different
Actually reads your data
Not a generic joke generator. GPT-4o vision reads the real numbers, artists, apps, and amounts directly from your screenshot. Every roast is unique because your data is unique.
> analyzing screenshot...
found: 47 songs, top artist × 847 plays, genre: sad
Shareable card format
Output is a branded card sized for WhatsApp, Twitter, and Instagram Stories. Built for virality from the first pixel.
Three tones
You pick how much it hurts.
> data_types.list()
6 data types supported
Pick the one that will hurt the most.
Spotify Wrapped
Top artists, minutes listened, repeat offenders
Roast this →
iPhone Screen Time
Daily averages, most-used apps, pickups
Roast this →
Strava Activity
Pace, elevation, kudos, goal-setting delusion
Roast this →
Bank Statement
Transactions, categories, financial decisions
Roast this →
Shopping Cart
Saved items, abandoned carts, wishlists
Roast this →
WhatsApp Stats
Message counts, response times, read receipts
Roast this →
> faq.load()
Common questions
Is this really AI?
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Yes. GPT-4o reads your screenshot directly using vision. The burns are based on your actual numbers, artists, apps, and amounts — not random templates.
Does the AI store my screenshot?
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No. Your image is passed directly to GPT-4o for analysis and immediately discarded. We never store screenshots on our servers.
How long does it take?
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Under 30 seconds from upload to roast card. Usually closer to 10–15 seconds.
How much does it cost?
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The watermarked roast is completely free. Remove the watermark and get the clean shareable card for £2.99. A credit pack of 5 unlocks is £9.99.
Simple pricing
Free watermarked roast • £2.99 to remove watermark • £9.99 for a 5-credit pack
Ready to get roasted?
Upload your data and let GPT-4o write your personalised roast in seconds.
Start for Free →No account needed • Free watermarked roast • Your screenshot is never stored