How to Get Your Data for an AI Roast (Platform-by-Platform Guide)
RoastCard works by reading a screenshot of your data. The more detail in the screenshot, the more savage the roast. Here's exactly what to capture for each platform.
🎵Spotify
- 1At year end, screenshot your Spotify Wrapped — it's the richest data source and roasts the hardest.
- 2Mid-year: go to open.spotify.com in a browser, navigate to your profile, and screenshot your top artists and recently played.
- 3Avoid using Settings → Privacy → Download your data — it takes up to 30 days to arrive. Way too slow.
- 4Best screenshot: spotify.com/me showing your top artists, total listening time, and most embarrassing genre.
The more specific the data, the more savage the roast. Show time played, not just song names.
📱Screen Time (iPhone)
- 1Open Settings → Screen Time → See All Activity.
- 2Tap the weekly summary bar at the top to expand it.
- 3Screenshot the full view showing your total daily average, top apps, and pickups.
- 4Best screenshot: the 'Most Used' app breakdown — it tells the full story.
Android users: go to Settings → Digital Wellbeing and take the same screenshot.
🏃Strava
- 1Go to strava.com/athlete/training in a browser (not the app — the web view has more data).
- 2This shows your full training log in calendar form.
- 3Screenshot the view showing your weeks — especially the empty ones.
- 4Best angle: a month view showing the weeks you didn't run.
The gaps in your training log are the roast material. Don't crop them out.
- 1Go to reddit.com/u/[yourusername] (your public profile page).
- 2Screenshot the view showing your karma total, cake day, and top posts.
- 3Or: navigate to your comments tab and screenshot your recent comment history.
- 4For a deeper roast: Settings → Data Request → download your full comments CSV (takes a few days).
Your posting time patterns and subreddit distribution are the most roastable data points.
- 1Settings → Your Activity → Time Spent. Screenshot the daily average and top usage times.
- 2Or: screenshot your profile showing follower/following ratio.
- 3For more roast material: screenshot your Reels watch history or your 'Suggested for you' feed.
The follower/following ratio screenshot is the most consistently brutal roast source.
🔍Google Search History
- 1Go to myactivity.google.com in a browser.
- 2Filter by Search (left sidebar → Filter by date & product → Search).
- 3Screenshot your recent search queries — the 2am ones work best.
- 4Or screenshot the 'My Activity' timeline showing your most active search hours.
The sequence of searches tells a story. Don't crop just one — show a few rows.
🏦Bank Statement / Shopping
- 1Open your banking app and navigate to the spending breakdown or categories view.
- 2Most modern banks (Monzo, Revolut, Chase, HSBC) have a monthly spend-by-category view.
- 3Screenshot the full category breakdown — food delivery, subscriptions, and 'miscellaneous' are the good ones.
- 4Or: screenshot your Amazon order history from amazon.com/gp/your-account/order-history.
Blur your account number and sort code before uploading. The AI only needs the categories and amounts.
- 1Screenshot your LinkedIn profile showing your connection count, job title, and how many jobs you've had in 3 years.
- 2Or: go to your profile → Analytics → 'Who viewed your profile' and screenshot the impressions graph.
- 3Best data: your endorsements section — especially the ones from people you've never met.
The gap between your headline and your actual job title is where roasts are born.
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